Reality of big dogs

Big dog = Big crap
I had a nasty surprise on my way out to work this morning....some damn dog had to crap on the mat outside my main door. I've been noticing this gross smell everytime I step into the corridor. The reason being that cats have easy access to my building and I suspected that they were peeing at my corridor. I guess cat pee attracts dogs. So this morning I almost died with the stench and I realised the stench was coz of the dog poop. Really gross and I almost puked coz it stank so bad (corridor wasn't very well ventilated). So I had to throw out the mat and I'm not impressed by the neighbour who let his dog/bitch loose or even worse, if the owner was there, letting the dog do his business there. Time to get some clorox to clean out the area.

So if I get a big dog, it will be one well trained bitch.